is Michael Jackson dead

then there would be two kings dead

imo he aint dead , wouldnt cost much to pay of a coroner . i reckon its a stunt

Did you get told off ?

no . just the way it is ,. poor old spiv

Yuri geller is being interviewed. He said he asked micheal jackson a question and lichael looked at him " for seconds and seconds"

Ooh.. 3 or 4 whole seconds !!

it took me liraly seconds and seconds to rad that

rumours of jackson being in the cardiac ward for a heart attack are untrue.hes in the childrens ward for a stroke

For a tribute Mcdonalds are doing the Jackson burger.
50yr old meat between 10yr old buns.

It's all starting!

Did'nt take long did it thats the third one ive heard today.

i txt them to dave bar

Thats where i got that one from.

first time ive posted from my phone

Where are you?.

At home now and its stopped raining

come and visit me in my offic

he's dead , at least now children will be a bit safer around the world then!!!

never been a fan of his and to be honest i couldnt care less either way if he is or isnt brown bread,there are far more important things in life than sobbing over someone you dont know

Must admit some of the jokes that have come out already are funny as fook


can you tell i was never a fan of his? thing is i am pretty much the same when it comes to so called VIP's or Celebs.......cant be bothered with any of them,give me "real" "normal" down to earth people any day!


right im orf to put ma gum shield in and wait for the wacko jacko fans to come get me

Why does Micheal love children so much??.............




He knows how they feel

well my phones full off jacko jokes, all started at about 8:30 this morning.
never a fan but still bad news for friends and family.

jacko has requested his ashes be spreadinto etch a sketches world wide so the kids can play with him for a change

got mixed feelings about this to be honest
loved his earlier musjc ie pre 87 and jackson 5 just think the way he looked and acted over the last ten fifteen years is far too freaky
and to be compared to elvis dying is well no comment

too rhythem of smooth criminal.

youve been hit by.......
youve been struck by......
a blocked artery.

The jokes are excellent!

Yes. He is dead.

I'm a bit annoyed about it. Watching glasto and on the 60 second news they only have one story. Micheal Jackson is dead.

WE FUCKING KNOW !!!

There was also a kid beaten and killed by her babysitter, but that's not really worth reporting I guess.

the braincell wrote:
There was also a kid beaten and killed by her babysitter, but that's not really worth reporting I guess.

guess theres nowt else going on in the rest of whole world.

i her that jacko tripped over one of the kids prams which caused the heart attack. coroners say its too early to blame it on the buggy.