three cheers........................

greenfyre wrote:

Fish ?

Can you smoke a 'ting over the internet now ? Cool.

I thought it was sweet!

Fish is just generally fishy though, eh.

You can have too much fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9b5uAHzpc

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:hay pad can i have a drive up the road and back in it ?? pleeaasseee . iv never driven a boxter . im all insured and all that . you can have a go in the buggy iv you want or if you good il let your take the micra out but i aint sure you could handle it tbo

Course you can mate.

I've never had any problem letting anyone drive any of my motors - there's just the rule. You bend it, you mend it.

And as you've mentioned the micra of toast...... oddly enough, I was thinking about CVT cars on the way home - curious about how they drive

cool . im the same with my motors . i am precious about the odd nice
one i have in stock but i grew up with bikes and we all stand by bend
and mend , i realy think you will be inprest with how the micra drives
, its not rapped and dont fly round corners but as a daily its just
fantastic . its a shame my old box packed up as it was faultless the
drive but even this other one is good . i drive a few different cars a
week and im always glad to get back in it . although i mot'ed a great
big crew cab last week that when like fuck and that was fun . the bonit
was bigger than the micra

im guna eat you little fishy . im guna eat you little fishy . red dwarf quetion - what was the name of listers gold fish ??

TOASTIE wrote:im guna eat you little fishy . im guna eat you little fishy . red dwarf quetion - what was the name of listers gold fish ??

Lennon and McCartney I think.

Fuck - I'm such a geek.

correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

TOASTIE wrote:correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

too fucking right i am

TOASTIE wrote:correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

As red dwarf actors go..... Shame it's not the second Holly.... I'd have been all over her myself

was that the mumsy one?!!

greenfyre wrote:was that the mumsy one?!!

She was kinda mumsy, yeah.

She had a very attractive head

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

As red dwarf actors go..... Shame it's not the second Holly.... I'd have been all over her myself

realy ? you sure you dont meen catansky (big sp) ?

there!! wasnt the other one a man?!

i think i was confusing her with a woman from the carry on films!!

this one!!

TOASTIE wrote:

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

As red dwarf actors go..... Shame it's not the second Holly.... I'd have been all over her myself

realy ? you sure you dont meen catansky (big sp) ?

Nah. Holly number 2 is ace in her own right. A very funny commedienne.

She looks like this now:

she dont do it for me .

was lookin for somthin els but found this . and the fish but this wins

Clare - you're mean.

You get to live with Queeg5000 as your pennance.

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

As red dwarf actors go..... Shame it's not the second Holly.... I'd have been all over her myself

realy ? you sure you dont meen catansky (big sp) ?

Nah. Holly number 2 is ace in her own right. A very funny commedienne.

She looks like this now:

tbo she dont work well as a stand up . she was ok right at the biginin but oce she did holly she changed to be holly like . to dry and didnt suit her . she would of been better if she never played holly . normun lulet was him self that came in as holly becuz he was so dry and i recon thats wy it worked . duck me iv gone all jonifun ross

paddy wrote:Clare - you're mean.

You get to live with Queeg5000 as your pennance.

he was good

ps id would give her one . buy i would do crise barry too

TOASTIE wrote:

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:

paddy wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:correct .ye me to , im guna eat you lttle fishy rob luelen goes in to di's work every weeks ish . shes got well matey with him . shes goin to invite him to a fdk meet ., i fink shes tryin to bone him

As red dwarf actors go..... Shame it's not the second Holly.... I'd have been all over her myself

realy ? you sure you dont meen catansky (big sp) ?

Nah. Holly number 2 is ace in her own right. A very funny commedienne.

She looks like this now:

tbo she dont work well as a stand up . she was ok right at the biginin but oce she did holly she changed to be holly like . to dry and didnt suit her . she would of been better if she never played holly . normun lulet was him self that came in as holly becuz he was so dry and i recon thats wy it worked . duck me iv gone all jonifun ross

I am TOTALLY out-geeked.

Toast..... you are the dwarf master

not so much dwarf but i do no a bit to much tbo ,but am a lover of stand up since i was about 10 . i love how it works like someone that likes football can say how i team plays when i dont give a fuck . iv spent 20 odd years lookin at stand up and tryin to break it down . ye your rite im a spody twot . im acturly boring myself typein , best have another can and get the beak out

TOASTIE wrote:not so much dwarf but i do no a bit to much tbo ,but am a lover of stand up since i was about 10 . i love how it works like someone that likes football can say how i team plays when i dont give a fuck . iv spent 20 odd years lookin at stand up and tryin to break it down . ye your rite im a spody twot . im acturly boring myself typein , best have another can and get the beak out

D - you make me laugh. Fucking funny guy you are. Don't stop being you.

What do you think of Ross Noble ?

This dude:


Seen him do standup about half a dozen times. Funny shit IMO.

oh dear

dirty di wrote:oh dear

Why's that ?