I wrote a poem today about......

Toastie



Toast is the host of this place where we all post,

He also has more posts than most,

He cant spell very well, but what the Hell,

look in the for sale section he has things to sell,

He loves his Buggy, he loves his Micra,

He does funny Video's of me dressed in Lycra,

Di is his Bitch she does what he says,

She rolls his fags and makes the Bed,

If he had to choose he would choose Booze,

So dont offer some Water thats Mineral

He is the Boss of the Fun Dubbin Kriminals



Okays now I guess im banned from here


nice knowing you all



Danny.

You're gonna be in soooo much trouble with Di !!!

i'd start hiding now danny for when di reads the line bout her
id never thought of Toastie as the hostess with the mostest

the braincell wrote:You're gonna be in soooo much trouble with Di !!!

Im hoping she'll give me a spanking




Danny.

Danny Lord wrote:

the braincell wrote:You're gonna be in soooo much trouble with Di !!!

Im hoping she'll give me a spanking




Danny.

what with a bloody great big cricket bat

THANK YOU DANNY . but i aint the boss

there's a wild sausage muncher from kent,
whose so gay and very very bent,
his name is danny lord,
be careful of being bored-
by his sausage weapon flopping about

you have been warned

dirty di wrote:there's a wild sausage muncher from kent,
whose so gay and very very bent,
his name is danny lord,
be careful of being bored-
by his sausage weapon flopping about

you have been warned

fookin quality Di

dirty di wrote:there's a wild sausage muncher from kent,
whose so gay and very very bent,
his name is danny lord,
be careful of being bored-
by his sausage weapon flopping about

you have been warned

Does this mean Danny gets a yellow card?

good one Guys!!

The battle of the poets!!! we are a literary bunch!!!!

Ode to Danny Lord































CUNT



The end

Gal wrote:Ode to Danny Lord































CUNT



The end

i dont rime very well does it .


how about -

Danny ...

... What a fanny

... he'd shag a granny

... or a tranny

... and that is why

... we love Toastie

TOASTIE wrote:i dont rime very well does it .


how about -

Danny ...

... What a fanny

... he'd shag a granny

... or a tranny

... and that is why

... we love Toastie

a litary classic, im sure that pupils in schools will study that in years to come. .

Danny Lord wrote:Toastie



Toast is the host of this place where we all post,

He also has more posts than most,

He cant spell very well, but what the Hell,

look in the for sale section he has things to sell,

He loves his Buggy, he loves his Micra,

He does funny Video's of me dressed in Lycra,

Di is his Bitch she does what he says,

She rolls his fags and makes the Bed,

If he had to choose he would choose Booze,

So dont offer some Water thats Mineral

He is the Boss of the Fun Dubbin Kriminals



Okays now I guess im banned from here


nice knowing you all



Danny.