You will NOT believe this BUT.....my splitty van is DEAD!!!!

The warehouse i parked my van in collapsed today and the roof and fuck knows how many tonnes of snow is now sitting on top of my splitty..................

its too unsafe to go inside but i did shoot in quickly and my roof i has been crushed and the van is only about 2 to 3 inches off the floor!!!!!!!!! ( finally i get lower than dickieboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

This is NO up wind ive been on the fone to my insurers and thankfully i AM covered but i expect my van to be written off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive been unlucky and lucky here
lucky cos i AM covered
lucky cos my insurance was due up on 22nd o this month
Unlucky cos i didnt have chance to up my value of the van!!!!!!!!

Hey ho happy 2010 huh??

oh well life goes on now it looks like i will either be lookin for a new van or i WILL be re-building her if they let me buy her back

i will post piccies up 2morro but trust me its NOT good....

keep smilin my darlings

Mario

No way....what a nightmare....hope you get it all sorted.

Nooooo !. thats not good at all on the + side you are still insured hopefully its just damaged the roof panal.

Fuck me dude i cant believe it (even after your phone call)..
Like we said earlier mate,lets hope the insurance dont fuck you around and you get to keep the bus as well..
Bring her back better with some pennies in your pocket

Mate i think your coolness in all this is fucking legendary...

fuck mario thats terrible . glad your taking it so well .

Dickieboy as per our fone call earlier dude if the worst come to it and i lose the van i will be ripping off this lot
my brand new weedeater beem.
brand new steering rack kit
shocks (front)
radar wheels
Now at the moment if they take the van i will need a set of spindles so i can try n keep my dropped ones so the van will still roll.

like i said on the fone i will at minimum DEFFO need a new roof,but,in the mean time keep an eye for a splitty for me i told you the price ive mine insured for so if i cant buy mine back i WILL want annuvva,cos im a happy hippy at heart

like you said hopefully i will end up buying mine back off the insurers but i will see how it goes.

Ya gotta keep smilin fella and a little scratch like this wont keep me down for long

if i get MY way then Gladdis Mcbus WILL be reborn

right im off for a vodka or two
and breath
and relax
and breath

oilyT wrote: Nooooo !. thats not good at all on the + side you are still insured hopefully its just damaged the roof panal.

erm its not just damaged it dude my roof is holding a building up at the moment with god knows how many tonnes o snow on it and we have a blizzard at the mo

DICKIE wrote:Fuck me dude i cant believe it (even after your phone call)..
Like we said earlier mate,lets hope the insurance dont fuck you around and you get to keep the bus as well..
Bring her back better with some pennies in your pocket

Mate i think your coolness in all this is fucking legendary...

ahh fuck it mate i aint nowt special im just me. There peeps far worse off than me in the world dude. Ive still got my fahookin damned good looks tho

TOASTIE wrote:fuck mario thats terrible . glad your taking it so well .

a few tears have been shed mate but onwards and upwards hey mate?? im like that knight in monty python, you know the one where he gets his arms n legs chopped off n he still wants to fight on

wait untill you see the piccies of what saved the front of the van you will NOT believe it
You dont call me sooper for nothing........thats a hint by the way

life????????????? it can keep kissing my hairy gleek arse have some

Mario wrote:

oilyT wrote: Nooooo !. thats not good at all on the + side you are still insured hopefully its just damaged the roof panal.

erm its not just damaged it dude my roof is holding a building up at the moment with god knows how many tonnes o snow on it and we have a blizzard at the mo

DICKIE wrote:Fuck me dude i cant believe it (even after your phone call)..
Like we said earlier mate,lets hope the insurance dont fuck you around and you get to keep the bus as well..
Bring her back better with some pennies in your pocket

Mate i think your coolness in all this is fucking legendary...

ahh fuck it mate i aint nowt special im just me. There peeps far worse off than me in the world dude. Ive still got my fahookin damned good looks tho

TOASTIE wrote:fuck mario thats terrible . glad your taking it so well .

a few tears have been shed mate but onwards and upwards hey mate?? im like that knight in monty python, you know the one where he gets his arms n legs chopped off n he still wants to fight on

wait untill you see the piccies of what saved the front of the van you will NOT believe it
You dont call me sooper for nothing........thats a hint by the way

life????????????? it can keep kissing my hairy gleek arse have some

Can you borrow some accro props to support the roof to stop any more damage untill it thaws?.

DICKIE wrote:

Mario wrote:

oilyT wrote: Nooooo !. thats not good at all on the + side you are still insured hopefully its just damaged the roof panal.

erm its not just damaged it dude my roof is holding a building up at the moment with god knows how many tonnes o snow on it and we have a blizzard at the mo

DICKIE wrote:Fuck me dude i cant believe it (even after your phone call)..
Like we said earlier mate,lets hope the insurance dont fuck you around and you get to keep the bus as well..
Bring her back better with some pennies in your pocket

Mate i think your coolness in all this is fucking legendary...

ahh fuck it mate i aint nowt special im just me. There peeps far worse off than me in the world dude. Ive still got my fahookin damned good looks tho

TOASTIE wrote:fuck mario thats terrible . glad your taking it so well .

a few tears have been shed mate but onwards and upwards hey mate?? im like that knight in monty python, you know the one where he gets his arms n legs chopped off n he still wants to fight on

wait untill you see the piccies of what saved the front of the van you will NOT believe it
You dont call me sooper for nothing........thats a hint by the way

life????????????? it can keep kissing my hairy gleek arse have some

cheers dude

thats what i like about life, having good quality friends ya can talk to

oilyT wrote:Can you borrow some accro props to support the roof to stop any more damage untill it thaws?.

we are in the process of getting some mate but will have to wait till 2morro now

if i have to i will use my sooper powers and life the bastard roof off it.....grrrrrrrr

What a fucker !

Fuck m8......wot a shitter......im gutted 4 ya

Still... that'll learn ya to be so cocky about all that snow you have up there ..

the braincell wrote:Still... that'll learn ya to be so cocky about all that snow you have up there ..

i wouldnt mind but its fucking snowing again now

Ahh shit mate,thats not good news for you guys or the poor van.

I thought this thread was going to be a bit of a wind up,but its 'snow joke' at all really!
Bet you wanted to 'flake' out when you found out about it!

Good luck with getting it out and sorted with the insurance company Mario,do you have an agreed value on it?

Space Monkey wrote:Ahh shit mate,thats not good news for you guys or the poor van.

I thought this thread was going to be a bit of a wind up,but its 'snow joke' at all really!
Bet you wanted to 'flake' out when you found out about it!

Good luck with getting it out and sorted with the insurance company Mario,do you have an agreed value on it?

yes its an agreed value matey BUT on LAST years price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gutted for ya mate. Hope you can bring her back from the brink.

shit dude sorry to hear the news about the van, hopefully the insurance will yet u buy her back and the damage isnt beyond repair

Total crapness....feel for you. Sending love and hugs and warm fuzzies. Sounds like you especially need big warm fuzzies around now. xx

thanks folks for all the kind words

i will be up loading piccies soon..

life goes on and so will my fookin van the little matter of a roof dropping on it wont stop me

Mario wrote:


yes its an agreed value matey BUT on LAST years price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody typical!who is it insured with Mario?
I hope you get the chance to buy it back.

sorry to hear about your van

Space Monkey wrote:

Mario wrote:


yes its an agreed value matey BUT on LAST years price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody typical!who is it insured with Mario?
I hope you get the chance to buy it back.

i will reveal the insurance company when its all done n dusted matey i dont want to tempt fate
ive already asked about buying her back and so long as she comes in cat C or D then i can and i fahookin will......

shit mate sorry to hear about the van