Introducing FDK's very own Sooper McMario................

Now ladies you will all need to sit down, as me thinx you will be doin some serious swooning

Fella's, what can i say i know you will all want to be this cool and sexy looking























This is me dressed in my sexiest bedroom gear ready for some serious bedroom gymnastics

(the white piece o paper is the FDK sticker)




(i'm not dressed to underseal ma van honest)

I don't think I want to know about your bedroom antics if you dress like that, with latex gloves on, and have a fluffy puddy cat led on the floor next to you like that !!

How do they resist mate

the braincell wrote:I don't think I want to know about your bedroom antics if you dress like that, with latex gloves on, and have a fluffy puddy cat led on the floor next to you like that !!

LMFAO we didnt realise the cat was in the piccy till you pointed it out

You do look a bit speshul mate
Window licker

That's funny mate!

That cat looks very , urm... relaxed

DICKIE wrote:You do look a bit speshul mate
Window licker

LMFAO window licker i like it

the braincell wrote:That cat looks very , urm... relaxed

thats "Lightning" i brought her back from saudi and you wouldnt believe how chilled out she is
she is used to me bein a fookwit

You're not the one who spent £5k bringing her back are you ?

the braincell wrote:You're not the one who spent £5k bringing her back are you ?

well it was 3K but erm well er YES that was me
sold my full race spec Honda TRX450R Quad to bring her back

way i looked at it was we took her in so we had the responsibility to look after the critter,unlike some folk out there who drive there pets into the dessert and leave them out there to die
dont regret it tho mind you

I didn't follow any Health & Safety instructions with my sticker!

spellbound wrote:

the braincell wrote:You're not the one who spent £5k bringing her back are you ?

well it was 3K but erm well er YES that was me
sold my full race spec Honda TRX450R Quad to bring her back

way i looked at it was we took her in so we had the responsibility to look after the critter,unlike some folk out there who drive there pets into the dessert and leave them out there to die
dont regret it tho mind you

Oh, bless you.. what a nice chap

Would you like another cat ? I was looking after for a couple of days over xmas and it's sleeping on my bed now. Very friendly and very cheap... only £1000.00

Sorry read it wrong! Sounds a nice story!

What sort of cat you got Braincell?

the braincell wrote:

spellbound wrote:

the braincell wrote:You're not the one who spent £5k bringing her back are you ?

well it was 3K but erm well er YES that was me
sold my full race spec Honda TRX450R Quad to bring her back

way i looked at it was we took her in so we had the responsibility to look after the critter,unlike some folk out there who drive there pets into the dessert and leave them out there to die
dont regret it tho mind you

Oh, bless you.. what a nice chap

Would you like another cat ? I was looking after for a couple of days over xmas and it's sleeping on my bed now. Very friendly and very cheap... only £1000.00

thanx but er no...i have a split and an Oval to look after you know
the other reason i brought her back was cos she is the wifes cat and my Mrs took ill so i jacked it all in to look after the wife,and to see her face when she is wiv her cat is worth every bloomin penny

Surely it would of been cheaper to bring the cat back as a scarf and gloves??
Equally pleasing to a woman and loads loads cheaper

DICKIE wrote:Surely it would of been cheaper to bring the cat back as a scarf and gloves??
Equally pleasing to a woman and loads loads cheaper

me finx if the wife see that^^^^ SHE will be the one kickin you in the nuts



P.S i did secretly think o doin that tho,but DONT tell her

vin van man wrote:Sorry read it wrong! Sounds a nice story!

What sort of cat you got Braincell?

What did you read wrong ?
I have a lovely friendly fluffy moggy, white and tabby ish. She likes to sit on your lap in the smallest gap possible between you and your lappy, and is very playful with my 2 cats, who are black and don;t play with each other. Black cat hairs do NOT show up as much as white cat hairs I've discovered

spellbound wrote:

the braincell wrote:

spellbound wrote:

the braincell wrote:You're not the one who spent £5k bringing her back are you ?

well it was 3K but erm well er YES that was me
sold my full race spec Honda TRX450R Quad to bring her back

way i looked at it was we took her in so we had the responsibility to look after the critter,unlike some folk out there who drive there pets into the dessert and leave them out there to die
dont regret it tho mind you

Oh, bless you.. what a nice chap

Would you like another cat ? I was looking after for a couple of days over xmas and it's sleeping on my bed now. Very friendly and very cheap... only £1000.00

thanx but er no...i have a split and an Oval to look after you know
the other reason i brought her back was cos she is the wifes cat and my Mrs took ill so i jacked it all in to look after the wife,and to see her face when she is wiv her cat is worth every bloomin penny

But but but... she will be twice as happy with 2 cats !

I like cats but couldnt eat a whole one..



p.s
i fucking hate cats

DICKIE wrote:I like cats but couldnt eat a whole one..



p.s
i fucking hate cats

I dont do cats either they are evil
I so wanted to say pussy but thought it would be rude and lead to lesbo thread!!!

No I read it, whilst in between mowing the grass and cleaning the wife's car and tinkering in the garage! Kept coming in and making a cup of tea and whilst the kettle was boiling jumping on the computer and somewhere along the line I lost the vibe with you guys!

I was like OMFG it must be one of those Bengal tiger cats for that price, then I realized whilst cleaning the car you was joking about £1000! so I tried to delete what I posted then gave up!

See we think we can multitask but...................

vin van man wrote:No I read it, whilst in between mowing the grass and cleaning the wife's car and tinkering in the garage! Kept coming in and making a cup of tea and whilst the kettle was boiling jumping on the computer and somewhere along the line I lost the vibe with you guys!

I was like OMFG it must be one of those Bengal tiger cats for that price, then I realized whilst cleaning the car you was joking about £1000! so I tried to delete what I posted then gave up!

See we think we can multitask but...................

the braincell wrote:

spellbound wrote:

the braincell wrote:

spellbound wrote:

the braincell wrote:You're not the one who spent £5k bringing her back are you ?

well it was 3K but erm well er YES that was me
sold my full race spec Honda TRX450R Quad to bring her back

way i looked at it was we took her in so we had the responsibility to look after the critter,unlike some folk out there who drive there pets into the dessert and leave them out there to die
dont regret it tho mind you

Oh, bless you.. what a nice chap

Would you like another cat ? I was looking after for a couple of days over xmas and it's sleeping on my bed now. Very friendly and very cheap... only £1000.00

thanx but er no...i have a split and an Oval to look after you know
the other reason i brought her back was cos she is the wifes cat and my Mrs took ill so i jacked it all in to look after the wife,and to see her face when she is wiv her cat is worth every bloomin penny

But but but... she will be twice as happy with 2 cats !

she has another cat aswell that one is called thunder
thunder and bloody lightning huh?? the things i have to put up with

wonkydonkey wrote:

DICKIE wrote:I like cats but couldnt eat a whole one..



p.s
i fucking hate cats

I dont do cats either they are evil
I so wanted to say pussy but thought it would be rude and lead to lesbo thread!!!

now that sounds more interesting