Do you have a lock on your kitchen door ?

Not a door from the kitchen to outside, a lock on the door between the kitchen and inside ?

Why the fuck would you want to??


Do you want your new kitchen just for yourself

Yes !!!

Nah. not really.. was watching eastenders and ronnie locked herself in the kitchen at the vic when jobbywotsit proposed to her.. just made me wonder if it's usual ?

you mite fancy a tug in there i spos

Not in my spanking new kitchen ! If it ever gets finished !

well you did mention spanking lise.....what do you expect

in aint even got a door sins i let baz and dickie lose with the jig saw after 10 pints

TOASTIE wrote:in aint even got a door sins i let baz and dickie lose with the jig saw after 10 pints

Just means we've got more chance of getting up to top speed
on the mobility scooter now.

dirty di wrote:well you did mention spanking lise.....what do you expect

Only after he said tugging

oilyT wrote:

TOASTIE wrote:in aint even got a door sins i let baz and dickie lose with the jig saw after 10 pints

Just means we've got more chance of getting up to top speed
on the mobility scooter now.

my kitchin wall is honestly about inch and a half closer to the back door after that night

When I was at uni, our insurance company would not cover us for contents unless all internal doors had mortice locks on them. All internal doors had to be locked when the house was left unattended.

Well dodgy area.

Show's the standard of livin' round Walford!!!!

i thought kitchens were only for women

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