My OVAL was hit by a COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True story

see my thread on VZ

http://www.volkszone.com/VZi/forumdisplay.php?f=33

i have emailed dubmonkeys to see what they can tell me

yes you may add any joke you see fit

holy..............................................














..........................................................................cow

dicky mint wrote:holy..............................................














..........................................................................cow

so was the cow ok? i certainly hope so.
if not, was the steak nice?

has that given you the mooootivation to get on with it ??

dicky mint wrote:so was the cow ok? i certainly hope so.
if not, was the steak nice?

im still waiting to find out cos i didnt own the oval then

TOASTIE wrote:has that given you the mooootivation to get on with it ??

yup im gonna get a moooooooooooooooooooooooooove on wiv it

And now its been hit by an old dog,when he found out it was full of filler

DICKIE wrote:And now its been hit by an old dog,when he found out it was full of filler

you leave my WIFE outta this

spellbound wrote:

DICKIE wrote:And now its been hit by an old dog,when he found out it was full of filler

you leave my WIFE outta this

I'm telling sid you said that !!

the braincell wrote:

spellbound wrote:

DICKIE wrote:And now its been hit by an old dog,when he found out it was full of filler

you leave my WIFE outta this

I'm telling sid you said that !!

You SNITCH

Sorry Mario, I'm a bit pissed and can"t be bothered to read the VZI thread, but there's always a good pun where a cow collisions is concerned:

Why didn't you sound your horn?
Surely you could have moooved out of the way?
Is the damage really that bad? Are you sure your not milking it?
Why didn't you just bull over?




I"ll get my coat!!

weardybeardy wrote:Sorry Mario, I'm a bit pissed and can"t be bothered to read the VZI thread, but there's always a good pun where a cow collisions is concerned:

Why didn't you sound your horn?
Surely you could have moooved out of the way?
Is the damage really that bad? Are you sure your not milking it?
Why didn't you just bull over?




I"ll get my coat!!

weardybeardy wrote:Sorry Mario, I'm a bit pissed and can"t be bothered to read the VZI thread, but there's always a good pun where a cow collisions is concerned:

Why didn't you sound your horn?
Surely you could have moooved out of the way?
Is the damage really that bad? Are you sure your not milking it?
Why didn't you just bull over?



I"ll get my coat!!

i couldnt fink of any more good one . and it seems you cant either

I stopped 'cos I thought that general good taste and decency required me to do so. I can go on....

I"d HERD there was nothing wrong with it Mario. In fact I'd question you moo- tives. Maybe you just want to get shot and buy my crew cab
Maybe selling the bug would be bad news with the Mrs. There could be a moo- tiny!
I know she knocks you about a bit - I wouldn't want you to end up with cuts and GRAZE's

Shall we leave it there?......

I never understand how these things happen. Surely you could have STEERED out of the way.
Someone told me that you can't remember a thing about the accident. Maybe the cow gave you MILK OF AMNESIA
I'd heard that he crashed it because he wasn't paying attention. Had his MOO-SIC on too loud
I think your bieng a bit gay about the work involved - Surely you're not being a COW-HERD

Shall we call it a day?

Neil - you're talking bullocks again.

Damn Neil you had a lot of cow juice to drink last night fella


i went thru yesterday to to start getting my parts list together and at the moment without doing any floor pan work i only need THIRTEEN new panels
Oh the joys of owning a 50 odd yr old Dub

Tis CONFIRMED Betty my Oval WAS hit by a cow

said cow landed on the bonnet and its feet went thru the ffront screen and hit the driver
driver just ended oop with a few cuts
Cow????????????? no word on if it survived at the mo