Anyone got any bright ideas for making me a shitload of money in a hurry?

Sell clares found car keys

i dont mind ben

I've been thinking about the legality and practicality of being an escort ( I kid you not )

We live next door to a hotel and I thought I could rent myself out as a dinner partner, cuddle lonely folks etc...

is there much call for that in Tewks then?

of course if you weren't worried about the :: :: theres always scope for making a bob or 2 for the green fingered type . . . aparently some of them indoor plants can be quite valuable

Rent out your house over raceweek, and live in your van and an awning for the week ?

negawskloV wrote:is there much call for that in Tewks then?

No idea - right next door to the big Hilton though...

A few hours work for cash never hurt anyone

So, you don't fancy the idea of living in the van for a week then ? You'd much rather be out eating and drinking and shmoozing with rich women ? :cazzy: