FDK Virtual Pub Now Open

Time!!!!!!
Just got here.
I'm gonne drink my magners, eat my pickled egg and do a smelly dump in the bogs.

Robbo wrote:

mrs mint wrote:Thats typical ordered a pint of westons and a packet of crisps and it threw me out!

That's the problem when you're a known trouble maker, Mrs Mint!

Oh the trouble she got me into

dicky mint wrote:Oh the trouble she got me into

I know mate. sweet and inoccent you were, 'til Mrs Mint corrupted you.

Kebab anyone?

My left Knacker wrote:Kebab anyone?

Chicken tikka one would be lush

Horse burger for me, please.

Doors open yet or what? I got a special pint o westins I need to try.

Can anyone give me a lift to the pub later so as I can get wasted............purleeeeeeze

Come on Rev .... Open up !!!

Its bloody freezing' out here !

PINT-O-CLOCK.
After the shitty day I've had , I need a drink

Sorry Closed tonight,cant get anyone to run the bar.

Do it yourself ya lazy git ... Call ya self a landlord .... Phfttt !

CLOSED..........two world wars and one world cup this country won and we can't open a pub! I blame the torys, tossers

bixit wrote:Do it yourself ya lazy git ... Call ya self a landlord .... Phfttt !

Ok I'll open in 5 mins But i want people in spendin.......

My left Knacker wrote:CLOSED..........two world wars and one world cup this country won and we can't open a pub! I blame the torys, tossers

Torys........is that sum sort of religous cult?

My left Knacker wrote:CLOSED..........two world wars and one world cup this country won and we can't open a pub! I blame the torys, tossers

i blame the teachers for shutting the schools ..........this countrys gone to the




altho i have just cracked open me second bottle of pino

alibabs wrote:

My left Knacker wrote:CLOSED..........two world wars and one world cup this country won and we can't open a pub! I blame the torys, tossers

i blame the teachers for shutting the schools ..........this countrys gone to the




altho i have just cracked open me second bottle of pino

I hope your payin corkage if you think your drinkin that in here.

O i see, iv opened up 4 you lot and youve gone and logged off.

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:

My left Knacker wrote:CLOSED..........two world wars and one world cup this country won and we can't open a pub! I blame the torys, tossers

Torys........is that sum sort of religous cult?

yeah, blue oyster cult

Hello

we need some fittys behind the bar

is this a posh bar then if we pay crkage??

do i need a deposit for the dominoes ?

My left Knacker wrote:Hello

Good evenin,wot can i get you.?

I'm still waiting to be served !!!

Vino for the good lady wife, please.
A pint of the black stuff for me.
... And ... Are you serving food ????