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The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:The Barmans NUTS are now on the bar....please help yourself

substandard wrote:I'd like a glass of red wine but I can't have one in the pub because it's a bit

order a bottle instead of a glass ....that works...it'll make you look well ard

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:The Barmans NUTS are now on the bar....please help yourself

They're a bit salty....

Robbo wrote:'Scuse me, where's the bogs in here? I need a pee.

Don't touch the nuts, you don't know where they've been

out the door down the corridoor and there on the left.

Robbo wrote:

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:The Barmans NUTS are now on the bar....please help yourself

They're a bit salty....

I'll get my Nobbys out in abit ...they might be better.

Bottle of Red Rob?

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:

Robbo wrote:'Scuse me, where's the bogs in here? I need a pee.

Don't touch the nuts, you don't know where they've been

out the door down the corridoor and there on the left.

Cheers, Reverend. My vision was starting to go yellow!
Nuvver drink, anyone?

No probs.....you've willy dribbled by the looks of it.....go and stand by the open fire over there to dry off.

Just popping home, my teas ready.

I'll change me trews and tenna man, while I'm there, too! Back in a bit!

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:Bottle of Red Rob?

Ah go on then. Put it in a pint glass.

Does the Jukebox work?

Robbo wrote:Just popping home, my teas ready.

I'll change me trews and tenna man, while I'm there, too! Back in a bit!

Good evenin sir.....

substandard wrote:I'd like a glass of red wine but I can't have one in the pub because it's a bit

do like i do with my pino poor it in a tumbler noone will ever no

substandard wrote:

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:Bottle of Red Rob?

Ah go on then. Put it in a pint glass.

Does the Jukebox work?

Pint of Red comin up......yes jukebox works....but its stuck on repeat......Opium for the people by Gong.

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:Opium for the people by Gong.

alibabs wrote:

substandard wrote:I'd like a glass of red wine but I can't have one in the pub because it's a bit

do like i do with my pino poor it in a tumbler noone will ever no

Can we have a bit of decoreme in the establishment please.......The pint of wine will be served in a pint stem glass.....wot do you think this is broomers?

LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR PLEASE

and another thing my maate is ace i love yooou maaan ace i can fly! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

substandard wrote:and another thing my maate is ace i love yooou maaan ace i can fly! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Can anybody help me get rob up off the floor and into a cab please......i dont think he should have drank the wine through a straw.

Time Ladies And Gents

The Reverend Mad Cyril wrote:

alibabs wrote:

substandard wrote:I'd like a glass of red wine but I can't have one in the pub because it's a bit

do like i do with my pino poor it in a tumbler noone will ever no

Can we have a bit of decoreme in the establishment please.......The pint of wine will be served in a pint stem glass.....wot do you think this is broomers?

Have I missed last orders!?

Is the Pub open tonight, or are we snowed out?

Evenin.
Pint o magners please landlord.
Oh, and a pack of ready salted chrissy n a pickled egg chucked in.

dicky mint wrote:Evenin.
Pint o magners please landlord.
Oh, and a pack of ready salted chrissy n a pickled egg chucked in.

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